Glee

[rons_pigwidgeon]

So, I've watched the new episode of Glee twice now, and I think I really need to talk about it.


I will talk in bullet points because they are my new favorite thing.

• There are a few things that are bothering me, but the most important is Santana's sudden "I'm Brit-sexual" thing. Where did this come from? Did they just need to add a token lesbian-who-isn't-completely-a-lesbian? Is she actually just a lesbian and has been sleeping with all those guys to throw the school off her trail? Is that why she always made so many gay jokes about Kurt? I'm just... really confused. I feel like this came out of left field just to add a little more angst to the show. Am I alone in thinking that?



• Emma is annoying the shit out of me. Make up your mind or GO HOME. Seriously, as soon as Shue stops being annoyingly obsessed with her and moves on to a character I actually LIKE, she decides to get all, 'I think I'm still in love with him even though I'm married to the Hotness, but I can't sleep with the Hotness because I'm still in love with Will.' God, just shut up and fuck Stamos already! He's hot and you've already lost your chance with Shue, so GET OVER IT.



• If you couldn't tell, I'm a fan of Holly/Will. A BIG fan. I sometimes forget how awesome Gweneth Paltrow is, but lately she's been stepping up the awesome.



• WHEN IS BLAINE GOING TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS AND KISS KURT FOR FUCK'S SAKE?! Kurt's 'I'm about as sexy as a baby penguin.' comment was awesome, and would have been a PERFECT opportunity for Blaine to step in, but no. Instead, Santana has to declare her lesbian love for Brittany. Not cool.



• And to end: IS MERCEDES EVER GOING TO GET A STORYLINE AGAIN, OR WHAT?! What happened to the hot guy Kurt tried to fix her up with? Where has she been all season? I feel like she's on the back burner and it's annoying me. I don't even like when she gets all touchy-feely, 'I really connect with this song, Mr. Shue...', but even that would be okay because at least it would be SOMETHING. The girl has barely spoken 5 lines for the last 5 episodes.


EDIT because I forgot in my ramblings: It's good to know that they're being consistent with how much of a bitch Quinn is. I seriously want to punch her in the face. And then I want to slap Finn for being such an idiot and thinking that she actually might like him for himself. SHE JUST WANTS TO BE PROM QUEEN. Get a clue.