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Christopher Paolini (Or my nerd dilema)
So, I have a big, massive crush on Christopher Paolini. And I can honestly say that it has nothing whatsoever to do with any interest I might have in his work because I have tried to read Eragon three times, unsuccessfully and am currently on my fourth, audiobook, attempt. I really don't deal with plagiarism flirtations with my favorite books, and I don't care how old he was when he first started the damn book. My crush stems completely from the fact that he is obviously and probably (hopefully) unabashedly a massive NERD. I happen to be of the small minority in this world who thinks that Bill Gates is a hottie because he wears sweater vests and has big, goofy glasses. I also think that going around to book promotions in a medieval costume when your 18 is kind of hot, though I would never do something like that in my life (I draw the line at dressing up like Bella post-Bite for Halloween to read stories at the library's Halloween party) unless it somehow involved really hot sex with Christopher Paolini. I think he's just made it onto my list of men I would fuck without question. Which currently consists of: 1. Elijah Wood 2. Alan Rickman 3. Colin Firth 4. Tom Felton 5. Daniel Radcliffe
That is all.
That is all.